I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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