i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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