According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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