Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
mid-sex she goes "oh my god. you aren't even going to remember my name in the morning, are you?". And i was so wasted that i straight up told her "honestly, I don't even remember your name right now"
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