you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just told my dad about my heroic mailbox showdown. He looked at me strange. I think he thinks I'm high.
You are high.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
Randomize