So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
Randomize
