The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
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