About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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