He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
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