suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
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