so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
Even my vagina gasped.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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