She announced her abortion via fbk
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
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