Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I checked into jail on foursquare
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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