i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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