Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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