Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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