I just saw a hot homeless man
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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