I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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