k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
He kissed a someone with a penis
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
CODE RED CODE RED MY VIBRATOR IS BROKEN THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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