she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Randomize
