I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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