There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
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