i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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