i don't like sucking hair
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
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