I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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