shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
This is the high leading the old right now
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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