C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
I've replaced you with thin mints and masturbation
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
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