i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
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