I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I have peed in a lot of sinks
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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