How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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