It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Man, jail baloney is awful.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
So here I am, sexting at work.
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