So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
I wish i was in the wii world.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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