How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
How external is "for external use only"?
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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