She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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