her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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