Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
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