Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Randomize
