So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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