But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
we woke up when the front wall of the house caught fire.
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