dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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