Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Thanks for ditching me last night. I got a ride home from the Dominos delivery guy. You owe me 3 large pizzas.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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