Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I want to stick my p in your. b.
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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