on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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