come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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