I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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