I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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