Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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