He is an equal opportunity slut.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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