I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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