I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
dude. I can hear the air.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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